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kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

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dabaddist:

And when the world needed her most, iCarly vanished

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gwenniferedits:

The Cheetah Girls (2003) // The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

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terminusest13:

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jaylawheed:

jesuismurphy:

jesuismurphy:

jesuismurphy:

Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

Some Greek statesman: Great Oracle, will my city survive the attack from the Phoenicians?

Oracle, starring at the wall: They did surgery on a grape

Some poor fuck that’s traveled on foot for five days to get there: Might Oracle, how can I save my family from destitution?

Oracle, face down on the tile: To the left, take it back now y'all

This is quite possibly the funniest thing in existence

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surrealtiktoks:

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thelightreturns:

stormraven24:

sartorialadventure:

Lisa Farrall hairstyling (British Hair Awards 2016, Afro Finalists Collection)

Wait, these aren’t paintings?!

I spent the whole time scrolling down going “are these photorealistic paintings or actual photos”

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lizardlicks:

jumpingjacktrash:

jonsnowboard:

Damn nature you scary

nighttime adventures of forest friends

Deer are such ginormous idiots.

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lividlovers:

d-r-e-i-a-m:

chickenfarmersan:

LOL

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8eige:

It (2017) outtakes

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newtoneudora:

anxietyproblem:

Also: I don’t want to exist but am afraid to die

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camalilium:

it’s been 17 years and this scene still kills me

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langernameohnebedeutung:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

racism is a hell of a drug

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

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